Tough Santas

Its the Christmas season so I thought I’d write a quick article, before Christmas food of course, to talk about some tough Santas.

Cruisin for Jesus

Bikers for Jesus

So picture this…nearly 100 or so bikers on Harelys with leather jackets and the whole works ridin’ down the highway. All tough as nails, but one thing is different. They have a Cruisin for Jesus Logo on their jackets. They may not be going to some Biker Rally today or some town to pillage and rape…this time around, they are heading to ShelterCare’s Family Housing Program to help feed and distribute toys. These guys are my kinda guys.

Now this next one I really love. I saw the video earlier and I thought that Lupe Fiasco lost his mind by dissin’ Lebron and Kobe. I was like calm down man, but then I noticed the Nike Logos everywhere. Then I heard “Santa’s verse” I was rollin’! Plus it was really hot too!

KRS One Santa

Really didn’t realize Santa had flow like this.  Love these puppets!!! Even though KRS One and I disagree about Jesus, he still got the flow and I am glad to see him gettin’ love from Nike. Watch the hilarious videos below.

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Blitzen’s verse

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The Last Christmas

Here is a tough Santa right here. Nuclear war has turned almost everyone into zombies and its up to Santa and his homies to fix things up. One of the most comedic comics that I’ve ever read. Santa dual wielding semi-automatic weapons, and blasting at zombies. Its a great mix of yule-tide cheer, and guts.

Rick Remender is the illustrator on this one and the brilliant story-line was written by Gerry Duggan and Brian Posehn.

Give us a shout below for tough Santas that we missed!


Swiss Watch Couldn’t be any Tougher if it Had a Beard

Tough as Nails!

Was cruisin’ the inter-webs when I came across this awesome watch on Slashgear. As you know by now, I’m pretty big fan of nice watches. This particular watch isn’t too impressive look-wise, but it more than makes up for it in functionality. Like most wonderfully over-engineered products this watch was built to go where you, a mere humanoid, could never hope to go. This baby doesn’t have your normal Swiss-Army amenities like matches, fork, corkscrew or screwdriver. Rather, its built to go a whopping 20,000 ft under water. Not only that, it can withstand the blast from a stick of dynamite, and a gunshot! Now this watch isn’t for the lesser man, as it may show you up by just sitting there on your arm. But if your game, you can drop about $4,000 bucks for it. The case is solid Titanium, has 3 chronographs, and a Sapphire face. If your a watch nut, you can check the rest of the specs here