Swiss Watch Couldn’t be any Tougher if it Had a Beard

Tough as Nails!

Was cruisin’ the inter-webs when I came across this awesome watch on Slashgear. As you know by now, I’m pretty big fan of nice watches. This particular watch isn’t too impressive look-wise, but it more than makes up for it in functionality. Like most wonderfully over-engineered products this watch was built to go where you, a mere humanoid, could never hope to go. This baby doesn’t have your normal Swiss-Army amenities like matches, fork, corkscrew or screwdriver. Rather, its built to go a whopping 20,000 ft under water. Not only that, it can withstand the blast from a stick of dynamite, and a gunshot! Now this watch isn’t for the lesser man, as it may show you up by just sitting there on your arm. But if your game, you can drop about $4,000 bucks for it. The case is solid Titanium, has 3 chronographs, and a Sapphire face. If your a watch nut, you can check the rest of the specs here

#7 Learn Something about the Outdoors

Now I for one, being a city-kid at heart, am not one for the outdoors myself. However, that shouldn’t stop the rest of you kiddies from trying to get some fresh air, and seeing a bunch of luminescent sky creatures clumped together called “stars”. Most people who venture out into that wilderness and “camp” in the outdoors usually worry about such things as sleeping bags, and tents, and other basic necessity crap like that. HA! All a real man needs is a loin cloth and a trusty knife! Look at this beauty below:

It comes with compass, fishing line, matches and other goodies. The handle also has a grappling hook in cases you need to…climb a tree while hunting your human prey. Saw tooth back adds to the intimidation factor as well as provides a way to cut wood.

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