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Here at the Manly Man,

we thought some of you might need some help in achieving manliness. So we’ve devised a ten step program for you so that you don’t  embarrass the rest of us.

#1. Grow a beard. Or atleast a temporary one. It will take attention away from your frailness and give a sense of gravity to everything you say.  Whenever you speak, all listners will be captivated by the manliness of your beard and will take everything you say as law.