JK Wedding ends in Divorce!!!

Saw the original JK Wedding Video. It was awesome, just because they seemed so authentic. It was literally a movie moment that you wished was real, that actually was! I’m big enough of a man to say I watched it, and enjoyed it too. But who would have ever thought it would end up like this? Check out the divorce proceedings below:

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Porsche Shoulder Bumps Bugatti…Says Wussup?!

Now thats what I call an automobile

As you all know, Bugatti is currently the manufacturer of the worlds fastest street-legal production car, the “Veyron”. However, according to some news I found on Wikipedia and The German Car Blog, Porsche doesn’t seem to be slacking one bit. Check out the Porsche GT1 slated for production the end of this year. It’s got a whopping 950 hp. They are shooting for 254 mph – which would be 2 mp faster than the Veyron.

Apple to Come Out With What Looks Like Giant iPod Touch

hmmm...Intriguing

Remember that article that I did on the Crunch Pad? Yeah, me either till I saw this thing. Looks like Apple took notice that there was a market for a large touch sensitive device and is seeking to fill the void before anyone else. To be honest, I’m quite intrigued…for now. My attention span is that of a gnat so they better come with it quickly or else they might loose momentum and miss the opportunity. According to the Financial Times, this doohicky is set for a possible September or October Release at a price point of between $600-1000 bucks. What do you guys think?



#7 Learn Something about the Outdoors

Now I for one, being a city-kid at heart, am not one for the outdoors myself. However, that shouldn’t stop the rest of you kiddies from trying to get some fresh air, and seeing a bunch of luminescent sky creatures clumped together called “stars”. Most people who venture out into that wilderness and “camp” in the outdoors usually worry about such things as sleeping bags, and tents, and other basic necessity crap like that. HA! All a real man needs is a loin cloth and a trusty knife! Look at this beauty below:

It comes with compass, fishing line, matches and other goodies. The handle also has a grappling hook in cases you need to…climb a tree while hunting your human prey. Saw tooth back adds to the intimidation factor as well as provides a way to cut wood.

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“Pimpin'”, Apparantly, “Aint Easy” According to Japanese Watchmaker

I’m sure you enjoy a nice time piece as well as I.  I love it when I have something unique and/or rare that you have to look high and low to find. . .I’m especially impressed with the “pimpin aint easy” watch. Seems someone out there feels my pain! JK – take a gander below.

Modern Warfare 2 Rocks out with Fully Operational NV Goggles!!!

See, this is what I’m talking about. Its funny, cause I was just thinking how much I needed these goggles too! Infinity Ward certainly knows how to treat the consumer right! Those other games and exclusive packs really can’t compare to what we are looking at right now. I mean, seriously, they included fully functional night vision goggles. Who does that these days? There hasn’t been a decent toy in Cracker Jacks since I was in elementary, and to be honest…I had all but given up hope in a decent giveaway, and they release this! Check the video below, and try not to drool on yourself!

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#6 The Decisive Man

Staying the course…That’s the Manly-Man’s way.  It’s #6 on the list of Manly Characteristics is being decisive. Too many men these days are wishy-washy, like a confused puppy. Can’t make up their minds. “Too many options” they say. “Should I get the blue sandals that match with this new t-shirt?” Disgusting. I believe its these new fangled gizmos coming out every other day that are confusing our young men. Every time you look around there is something new coming out. Prime example. First the iPod, iPhone, iPhone3G, etc…. Now, I’m not haitin’ cause I want one too! I love my technology as much as the next guy, but seriously, I have 3 portable devices that do approximately the same thing. It’s starting to get confusing man!

This new generation is what I’ll call the A.D.D. generation. You know its true. If your 40 and below, you want your stuff, and you want it now. What’s this “patience is a virtue” business? That’s why recommend being manlyly decisive. (see I decided to make up a word) Your first choice is as good as the next. Just choose and be done with it. Marriage? The first one to say yes must be the one. Job, do they pay the same currency as the country you live in? Yes? Great to be on the team. What to eat…is it mildly digestible by most of the human population? Sold! See, how easy is that? Plus, an added bonus is how much people will respect you for your manly behavior. Some, who know nothing about manly things, may call it ignorance, or hard-headedness. Bah! Since they don’t know much you don’t have to listen to them. Pesky excuses for not being decisive like “reason” or “different perspective” have no place in your vocab. Shun them.

So in conclusion, the sure fire way to being a Manly Man is to swing the heavy axe of Judgment swiftly and without looking. That’s being a man…A Manly-Man.

Indoor Fireworks…Blame the Japanese

ooooooh........ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

This is for all the fathers who will be scowled at, sneered at, beaten, and abused because for some reason you were not able to take the family to see fireworks for the 4th of July. Engadget has dug up a peculiar toy made by Sega. Its basically a projector that projects firework displays. The best part is that you can apparently program your own shows! Now that’s awesome. What we we do without Japan? Check the vid below:

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