Here at the Manly Man,
we thought some of you might need some help in achieving manliness. So we’ve devised a ten step program for you so that you don’t embarrass the rest of us.
#1. Grow a beard. Or atleast a temporary one. It will take attention away from your frailness and give a sense of gravity to everything you say. Whenever you speak, all listners will be captivated by the manliness of your beard and will take everything you say as law.